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From MeatMarket.com
(This is a fantasy using a big set of Daily Jocks ads for men’s high-end underwear. A fantasy about male prostitution, entirely unsuitable for kids or the sexually modest. Discussion in very plain...
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Geometric Joe
The most recent Daily Jocks ad, with a caption sexual fantasy from me: (#1) You can buy him, One trick a month – the Standard hour, providing Whatever you need – And with a rock-bottom Starter price of...
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ReFo and K-Man
(#1) They found one another in the Sexual swamp, where men go to Drop their civilized masks and Embrace their Animal natures, Copulate like Beasts. The image is the latest from Daily Jocks, with the...
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Chocolates for Valentine’s Day
(Very little of linguistic interest, beyond a penis joke in Spanish and a note on grammatical gender. Otherwise, it’s the massive Latino musclehunk “The Marvel” on display.) From my regular...
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Flagrant figures
A recent Daily Jocks offer: (#1) Bob Beach Lifelike PVC plastic figures from MaleBody®, life-size or miniature, All anatomically correct (well-hung — but unlike gay action figures, Not grotesquely...
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Coded!
(Men’s underwear alert! Premium grade, but still…) Harry stumbled one day into the neighborhood Force field and was 22-Coded, became Hunky, a super-beast of enormous Strength, intense Sexuality, and a...
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The beautiful immortal
Yes, another man in underwear… There will be plain sex talk, too. The Daily Jocks ad from 2/10: (#1) They looked upon him, found him Wonderful, fabulous, a mighty man — Unanimously accepted him as...
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Demented p.r. pitches, absurd ad copy
Recently the admirable Margalit Fox has been posting on Facebook a series “Demented P.R. Pitch of the Day” (Margalit seems to read more of her nonsense mail than I do). I’ll give the two most recent...
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CK basks in Moonlight
For me, the main news from the Academy Awards last night was the triumph of the movie Moonlight, an innovative masterpiece that succeeded despite a tiny budget and a story situated amost entirely in a...
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Family names
(Hunky guy in skimpy swinsuits, mildly racy talk. That’s all.) (#1) Born SwimWear GrabCock, Of a long-ago line of Poultry thieves, In an eccentric Underwear-oriented Family, with his Brother...
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Marco Marco teases
(Daily Jock guys being seductive.) Marco Marco teases, with jock straps, singlets, and briefs (#1) coyly strokes a lip, snaps a strap, bumps his crotch (#2) flaunts his body in scanty batwear (#3)...
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The Bronzed Horseman
(Racy allusions, but nothing hardcore. Use your judgment.) Yesterday’s Daily Jocks ad (with a caption of mine): (#1) Pink X marks the Spot of furtive mansex in the Shadow of the highway, a dirty...
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Chub and chums in the morning
Yesterday’s morning name was chub (the name of a fish), which led me to the rest of the bilabial-final family: chum, chump, and chup. (And that led to the velar-final family chug, Chung, chunk, chuck,...
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Is that a Paschal Peep in your pouch?
From Chris Hansen on Facebook, a late entry in this year’s Easter Peepstakes: a model who dreamt he played with yellow Peeps in his Aronik swimwear: (#1) About the company, its products, its models,...
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Appeal to base instinct
The Daily Jocks ad from the 25th, with an appeal to base, or low, instincts (of taking pleasure in viewing the male body); to the basic, or fundamental, instinct of sexual appetite; and ultimately to...
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Marco, Marco, Marco
(Men’s underwear, but nothing hard-core.) The Daily Jocks ad from the 9th, featuring the Marco Marco brand, with my caption: (#1) Maximum Marco in boxer briefs. Middle Marco in briefs. Minimal Marco in...
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Dressing for June
(Not much about language. Warning: eventually there will be hunky young men wearing virtually nothing.) As part of the run-in to Pride Month, the Out Magazine June-July issue has a page on clothes for...
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Flagging America
A recent Daily Jocks ad, with a N2N speedo-style Stars and Stripes swimsuit for Memorial Day, yesterday, also looking forward to Flag Day on June 14th and Independence Day on July 4th (with my...
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Pride Time #3: On the menswear watch
(Photographs of men in very little, but otherwise not alarming.) For a month that has both Pride events and Fathers Day in it, two extremes of clothing for men: (2) high-macho sexy bodywear and (3)...
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Put a sock on it in parade season
(There will be discussions of men’s naughty bits and pictures of these barely covered. Sometimes celebratory, sometimes silly, but not at all (I think) arousing. Still, if that’s not you want to read...
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