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The Calvin Klein pentachromatic neon rainbow

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CK special for Pride Month:

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(#2) Pride Trunks

In five neon colors: pink, yellow, lime green, aquamarine, dark blue.

The color bar in #1 is red, but the actual trunks are pink pink pink:


(#3) The male body as a staging ground for Hot. Pink. Trunks.

The pink apparently represents both red and purple in the rainbow, and orange is missing. CK is offering a (rather eccentric) collection of colors from the rainbow. Similarly, the Jungle Flossers in my June 10th posting “Rainbow moments”, which are tetrachromatic: the “inner four” colors of the current Pride flag, with red and purple omitted.

From Daily Jocks on the 12th, about the CK trunks:

Celebrate love with Calvin Klein’s limited edition Pride Trunks 5-Pack. Each pair is made from premium stretch cotton for optimal comfort and finished with the signature brushed logo waistband. – Classic trunk fit – Stretch cotton for comfort and shape retention – Limited edition assorted rainbow colours – Brushed elastic waistband with logo – Low-rise waist – 5-Pack

Nothing says love like tight-fitting trunks in neon colors.

So much for the reduced-hue rainbows, the tetrachromatic Jungle Flossers and the pentachromatic Pride Trunks. At the other end of the scale, Gilbert Baker’s original Pride Flag, this octochromatic delight:


(#4) Eight-stripe version designed by Gilbert Baker in 1978, with colors labeled: hot pink, red, orange, yellow, green, turquoise, indigo, violet (yes, the stripe labeled indigo is very blue-like)

#4 was succeeded by a heptachromatic version (1978–79), with hot pink removed due to fabric unavailability:


(#5) Essentially the Newton spectrum, but with turquoise in the position of Newton’s indigo

From Wikipedia:

[Isaac] Newton divided the spectrum into seven named colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet. He chose seven colors out of a belief, derived from the ancient Greek sophists, of there being a connection between the colors, the musical notes, the known objects in the solar system, and the days of the week. The human eye is relatively insensitive to indigo’s frequencies, and some people who have otherwise-good vision cannot distinguish indigo from blue and violet. For this reason, some later commentators, including Isaac Asimov, have suggested that indigo should not be regarded as a color in its own right but merely as a shade of blue or violet. However, the evidence indicates that what Newton meant by “indigo” and “blue” does not correspond to the modern meanings of those color words. Comparing Newton’s observation of prismatic colors to a color image of the visible light spectrum shows that “indigo” corresponds to what is today called blue, whereas “blue” corresponds to cyan.

The problematic hue distinctions and labeling choices largely vanish with the last revision of the Pride flag, to the hexachromatic version popular since 1979, in which the stripes labeled indigo and turquoise were replaced by a single (royal) blue stripe; the result is the six central colors of the color wheel — primary red, yellow, and blue; and secondary orange, green, and purple:


(#6) Les Six Magnifiques

This is where we are now, with occasional playful variations, and also efforts to expand the flag to be more inclusive of everyone in the lgtb world.


Up in the air, sky-high, sky-high

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(Men in underwear, racy references, but otherwise unthreatening.)

A recent Daily Jocks Underwear Club brings us more of the 2eros model in #1 of my June 6th posting “Now We Are Nine, a Journey to the East”:


(#1) Up in the air, sky-high, sky-high

“Aeroflotation has
Transformed my life”, writes
Satisfied user RoRo F.
“For one thing, my
Sex life has improved
86% in only two weeks.”

Working out in mid-air has already added two inches to RoRo’s thighs; he thinks his yellow-pouch jock is the charm.

For social occasions on land, RoRo favors his red-pouch briefs:


(#2) Once a fairy only down to his waist,


(#3) But after his flotation airy:

Happy is he –
As you can see,
Every bit of him is now a fairy!

(with apologies to G&S).

Four things for Pride

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Pride Saturday in SF today (including some events that my grand-daughter will take part in); then the parade tomorrow (which I will watch via the miracle of live streaming by KPIX); then on Monday the 25th, the birthday of Saint George Michael of the Beverly Tearoom, the patron saint of parks at night; and finally on Thursday the 28th, actual Stonewall Day (recalling the Stonewall Inn riots of 1969).

For today: two kinds of rainbow food (rainbow cupcakes and rainbow roll sushi);    Pride underwear, including two lines of rainbow underwear; and an entertaining accessory (a pink triangle pin, another creation in a long tradition of slogan buttons, stickers, patches, banners, etc. as well as nonverbal designs: the various Pride flags, the plain pink triangle, lavender-colored objects, etc., including my Forever Gay pin).

Rainbow cupcakes. These appeared in my life yesterday as Mystery Cupcakes, wrapped in aluminum foil in a package outside my door (I had been away at yet another medical appointment). A set of five, each cupcake with rainbow-colored strips of cake — with little umbrellas in five colors, plus rainbow striped napkins, all on rainbow paper plates.Totally gay-festive. Photos by Kim Darnell:


(#1) Rainbow surprise


(#2) Rainbow surprise, side view in close-up

No message or anything identifying the giver of the cupcakes, but then I got a phone call from the responsible person, Sharon Gray of Aging Life Care California, the company that provides the services of Juan Gomez for me. A delight!

Rainbow rolls. I’m considering getting some of these tomorrow from Whole Foods (if they’re not sold out), as the appropriate food to eat while watching the Pride parade. Sort of the queer counterpart to guacamole and nachos for watching the Superbowl.

In any case, I see that I haven’t posted about  the rainbow roll, a kind of second-level form of totally American sushi: a California roll (an American form of makizushi) with toppings as in nigirizushi.

Three different realizations of the rainbow roll concept:

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(#4)

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Each is a California roll with seafood toppings: tuna (red), salmon (orange), and one or two others (from such possibilities as red snapper, shrimp, halibut, and eel), plus avocado for green.

You can see the California role bases clearly in these photos. From Wikipedia:

A California roll or California maki is a makizushi sushi roll, usually made inside-out, containing cucumber, crab meat or imitation crab, and avocado. Sometimes crab salad is substituted for the crab stick, and often the outer layer of rice in an inside-out roll (uramaki) is sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds, tobiko or masago (capelin roe).

As one of the most popular styles of sushi in Canada and the United States, the California roll has been influential in sushi’s global popularity and in inspiring sushi chefs around the world in creating their non-traditional fusion cuisine.

The identity of the creator of the California roll is disputed, with chefs from Vancouver and Los Angeles claiming credit.

The California roll often serves as an introduction to sushi for non-Japanese who are wary of raw fish: the crab or crab-substitute in it is cooked (and the cucumber and avocado are familiar and unthreatening  to Americans).

The Daily Jocks sale of premium-brand homounderwear for this year:

(#6)

Rather than explore these brands, all of which I’ve posted about here, I branched out to find more rainbow underwear, beyond  the mini boxers, jockstraps with rainbow pouches, and rainbow things I’ve already looked at here. Two finds: the Tomboy X line, and LOBBO underwear.

Tomboy X. Two items from their line: iconic briefs and 6″ boxer briefs; they also offer 4.5″ trunks, 9″ boxer briefs, and Stride With Pride socks:

(#7)


(#8) Just a note: that’s a faux fly

The company is a hoot (and they make clothes designed to fit well for both women and men). Their manifesto:

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(#10)

By women, for people.

The LOBBO company appears to be more conventionally homowear-oriented. Two of their offerings for Pride:


(#11) Gay Pride briefs, with prominent rainbow pouch


(#12) Tie-dye rainbow boxers

I found nothing useful about the company, beyond a discovery about its name, orat least its logo, as here:


(#13) Think ABBA

So the first B is reversed — making a butterfly.

The accessories of gay life: Adam Kurtz’s pink triangle. Breakfast this morning with daughter Elizabeth Daingerfield Zwicky and grand-daughter Opal Eleanor Armstrong Zwicky, OEAZ all a-quiver over going off to SF for various Saturday Pride celebrations, with Maggie Ainsworth-Darnell and some of Maggie’s friends. Maggie, born during Atlanta Pride (taking place right outsde the hospital windows), was celebrating her 18th birthday. The young women were immersed in lbgt+ signs, symbols, and slogans: rainbow leis, glitter, pins and patches on their clothes, full -out joyous celebration of genderqueerness in many of its forms. Including this Adam Kurtz adaptation of the (gay) pink triangle:

(#14)

From Kurtz’s website:

Gay and Boring enamel pin: The pink triangle has been a symbol of gay pride and activism for decades, and thanks to those who came before us, LGBTQ folks now have more rights than ever before. The work isn’t over, but we’re getting closer and closer.

One of those rights is the right to be BORING AS HELL. Sure, we’re fantastic, sassy, fabulous, and all those exciting words. But we’re also just plain old people who wanna stay home and watch TV while scrolling Instagram explore page on the couch next to our partner… and that’s our right too. *arm flex emoji*

1″ pin with pink enamel fill has a rubber grip on the back to reduce slipping.

It was one of many messages the young women conveyed via their dress.

Personal note. Kim remarked to me that she couldn’t have imagined doing anything like what Opal and Maggie were doing when she was their age. Noting that I am over 25 years older than Opal’s mother Elizabeth and Maggie’s mother Kim, I allowed that anything like this would have been quite simply inconceivable when I was the girls’ age.

Maggie has just finished high school and is getting ready to go off to college. When that happened to me, I was already largely self-running, and then, 60 years ago this month, I took on one of the major trappings of full adulthood: a real job, 40 hours a week with fixed hours (distinctly odd ones because I was working on an evening newspaper that went to press for the first edition at 2 p.m.), a minimum wage (then 75¢/hr.), deductions for Social Security, the responsiility for getting myself to and from the job on my own and getting my own lunch, managing my own daily schedule and budgeting for expenses, the whole thing. I was 17 (became 18 only at the end of the summer), and I understood that I’d need to take on further jobs (I mostly had three at a time) if I was to work my way through Princeton.

That makes me sound independent and self-sufficient, and in fact to an astonishing degree I was. But of course none of it would have been possible without innumerable sacrifices on my parents’ part, and the firm support, over many years, of my family, my friends, my teachers, and my community. I was nurtured and encouraged at every step of the way. And then largely, but gently, set free to find my own way. (Though with the understanding that everybody had my back.)

At the time — 1958 — there were people who managed to construct lives outside the norms of gender and sexuality, but only in coded ways and in hidden communities and often at high cost (The Boys in the Band went on stage in 1968). The idea that a teenager might present themselves as, say, pansexual, and have that treated as a significant fact about them, but not necessarily more significant than, say, a passionate commitment to political action, to playing basketball, to gaming, or to jamming with their rock band —  now, that’s truly new.

JOR: LATINO SPIRIT

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(Guy in a minimal swimsuit from the Colombian company Jor, suggestive text, but nothing at all hard-core.)

The Daily Jocks sale ad yesterday, with my caption:


(#1) JOR: LATINO SPIRIT

Jor, son of Toro and Jordache
Lovingly hand-made
Lean, festive, resilient
Shines sexily in the sun

Lies proudly under Panama,
Has jungle liaisons with
Pacific Ecuador,
Caribbean Venezuela

Boasts cheekily in Bogotá
Of his tough style

Advertising time. The main ad copy:

Jor is a Colombian brand offering the world the best in South American design and quality, giving each garment the Latino Spirit you need to feel your best.
From the Carnival to the Pool Party, Jor has a range of Swimwear, Sportswear and Underwear you will love.
All products are handmade in Colombia.

And the copy specifically for the Jor Pride Swim Brief:


(#2) Side view


(#3) Rear view, with text

The JOR 0417 Pride Swim Briefs are a great way to show your true colors while supporting love and equality all around the world! Be happy, look great and shine in the sun — that’s what these sexy swim briefs are all about.

– Hand made in Colombia – South America with USA and Colombian fabrics.

– Composition: 87% Polyester 13% Spandex. Microfiber fabric is quick dry and resilient.

– Low rise, lean cut swim brief.

– Features fabric covered elastic waistband with front-tie drawcord.

– Festive rainbow-striped pride design.

Know the territory. Colombia, under Panama and side by side with Ecuador and Venezuela:


(#4) At the top of South America

The Panama hat. Yes, that’s a Panama hat on the model in #1. From Wikipedia:


(#5) Men’s fashion maven Guillaume (Gui) Bo in a Panama hat

A Panama hat is a traditional brimmed straw hat of Ecuadorian origin. Traditionally, hats were made from the plaited leaves of the Carludovica palmata plant, known locally as the toquilla palm or jipijapa palm, although it is a palm-like plant rather than a true palm.

Panama hats are light-colored, lightweight, and breathable, and often worn as accessories to summer-weight suits, such as those made of linen or silk. The tightness, the finesse of the weave, and the time spent in weaving a complete hat out of the toquilla straw characterize its quality. Beginning around the turn of the 20th century, these hats became popular as tropical and seaside accessories owing to their ease of wear and breathability

Feminine style and symbolic masculinity. Jordache + Toro. From Wikipedia:


(#6) The Jordache logo

Jordache Enterprises, Inc. is an American clothing company that manufactures (or contracts for the manufacture of) apparel including shirts, jeans, and outerwear. The brand is known for its designer jeans that were popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

A Jordache print ad from the 1980s:


(#7) You can watch the 1984 “The Jordache Look” tv ad here

Total 80s cool style, in denim.

Then, also from Wikipedia:


(#7) The Toro logo

The Toro Company is an American manufacturer of turf maintenance equipment (lawn mowers), snow removal equipment (snow blowers) and water-saving irrigation system supplies for commercial and residential gardens, public parks, golf courses, sports fields, and agricultural fields. The company is based in the Minneapolis suburb of Bloomington, Minnesota.

Tons of symbolic masculinity, realized in equipment like this mower:

(#8)

Meanwhile, back on Latino Beach, Jor stuns the crowd with his cool Panama hat, intense facial scruff, astounding tats, rolling abs, and hot little rainbow trunks.

 

Get your cruise face on

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(About the social-sexual world of gay men — men negotiating for sex — so much of this is not for kids or the sexually modest.)

Two recent Daily Jocks postings featuring men displaying their bodies in what is clearly a sexual offer, with accompanying facial expressions: from July 9th, a DJ ad for CellBlock13 underwear, with a model performing two different cruises; and from July 11th, a selfie that won a DJ gift box for its subject:


(#1) On the left, crotch display and Engaged Face (“Hey, buddy, we can do this”); on the right, butt display and Seductive Face (“Think you can handle this, big boy?”)

Ad copy:

CellBlock13 is the raunchy big daddy to its founder Timoteo. Created with a unique style for the man that likes to get down and dirty in his underwear choices, you’ll love CellBlock13’s risqué and seductive designs.

The Cyber X-treme collection features brand new Harnesses, Jockstraps and Shorts with both the latter featuring a detachable pouch and c-ring.

Yes, the pouch unsnaps in a jiffy, so its wearer can achieve an instant response to the exigencies of the sexual moment.


(#2) Frontal muscle fantasy and Supercilious Face (“Look on my body, you peon, and despair!”); Diego is modeling the Varsity brand Debut jockstrap in light blue and teal

Then there’s street cruising, with its apotheotic facial expression, the Killer Cruise, aka the Cruise of Death:


(#3) From my 7/30/11 posting “X of death, killer X”, a cartoon from Ortleb & Fiala’s 1978 book of gay cartoons, Relax! This book is only a phase you’re going through

The facial expression for classic cruising-for-sex between strangers in public is impassive, betraying no emotion; what’s important is the exchange of gaze, held for much longer than would normally be polite in the circumstances. As here, in this bear-cruising photo by Boots Bryant (more on him below):


(#4) In the next photo in the series, Checked Shirt goes down on Business Suit

On to cruising. From NOAD:

verb cruise: [no object, with adverbial] 1 [a] sail about in an area without a precise destination, especially for pleasure: they were cruising off the California coast | [with object]: she cruised the canals of France in a barge. [b] take a vacation on a ship or boat following a predetermined course, usually calling in at several ports. [c] (of a vehicle or person) travel or move slowly around without a specific destination in mind: a police van cruised past us | [with object]: teenagers were aimlessly cruising the mall. [d] informal wander about a place in search of a casual sexual partner: he spends his time cruising and just hanging out in New Orleans | [with object]: he cruised the gay bars of Los Angeles. [e] [with object] informal walk past and assess (a potential sexual partner): he was cruising a pair of sailors. ORIGIN mid 17th century (as a verb): probably from Dutch kruisen ‘to cross’, from kruis ‘cross’, from Latin crux.

[d] and [e] are the mansexually relevant senses.

Guys can cruise each other anywhere, even on elegant shopping streets and in farm fields, but there are canonical sites for public cruising:  certain men’s rooms (for t-room action) and cruising areas of woods and parks. This activity is rarely represented in mainstream media, but it surfaces occasionally (often with the scent of scandal clinging to it).

An example from cruising areas of parks: from my 8/19/17 posting “An urban jungle”, a section on The Ramble in NYC’s Central Park, featuring Al Pacino in the film Cruising. And from t-rooms: from my 4/25/18 posting “At the t-room urinals”, a section on Frank Ripploh’s film Taxi zum Klo.

Some photographers have specifically celebrated public cruising in their works. From the Advocate site on 10/21/17, in “61 Photos of Men Cruising for It in Public” by Christopher Harrity:

In these photographs, [Long Beach CA-based artist] Boots Bryant [Kevin Johnson] depicts the tense erotic rituals of traditional public cruising

On  Bryant’s Facebook page he characterizes himself as an

Artcivious [art + lascivious] shutterbug and artist. My work falls on the boundary WHERE FILTH MEETS FINE ART!

From the portfolio:


(#5) Locking eyes in the woods


(#6) T-room offer


(#7) After the eye-lock stage, the crucial stage 2: contact!

Then on The Fader site on 12/16/11, “Interview: Photographer Chad States on Cruising” by Alex Frank:


(#8) Stage 2 among the evergreens

Chad States opens his book of photographs with an old quote from writer Edmund White: “Although people still talked about sex as ‘disgusting’ and ‘filthy,’ I thought of it as romantic.” Cruising is States’ proof that this is true, a documentation of two years he spent visiting state parks around the country not to go birdwatching or take hikes, but to photograph, quite romantically, the age-old practice of cruising for gay sex in the woods. He took thousands of pictures that are amazing enough for their subject matter alone — in a world where you can watch Kim Kardashian go to the OB-GYN on syndicated television, it feels special to access one of the few remaining undocumented private spaces left. But what’s awesome is that States is more than just an anthropologist. Bathing his subjects in soft light, the work is just as much a lovely coffee table book about nature and an affirmation of the things humans do, and have always done, quite naturally. States turns something thought of as sordid into a celebration.

I Am Your Bottom

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(Taste alert: hunky guy in underwear, sexual double entendres. No explicit linguistics.)

(News flash: accompanying “Are You My Bottom?” posting to come soon.)

From Daily Jocks on the 23rd, with my caption:

(#1)

I Am Your Bottom

SpoJo exudes
Urgent desire
Coupled with
Anxiety verging on
Dread, while his

Fleshy buttocks
Press their own
Cheeky agenda

The DJ ad copy, titled and arranged as free verse:

It all comes down to the pouch

Lovers of comfortable,
supportive and sporty
underwear will
truly appreciate the
Helsinki Athletica
Sport range

The low rise design
is great for
everyday wear
with the soft mesh
fabric ensuring
all-day comfort and
you can be sure of
excellent support in the
dual-layered
pouch

The many moods of the model known here as SpoJo:


(#2) Sport Trunk SpoJo, dba PouchMaster


(#3) Sport Jock-Brief SpoJo, performing nitely at the BumBoyRoom


(#4) Sport Brief SpoJo, three-time jizznastics medalist

Butch fagginess

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The Daily Jocks ad for the 13th offers frank homowear from Barcode Berlin:

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Some premium men’s underwear firms advertise to men in general (and women who buy clothes for men), though with a special pitch to gay men, but a few — among them, Barcode Berlin — aim themselves directly at a queer clientele. BB’s crop tees display attractive midriffs, and the models project muscular masculinity — solidly butch — but the tees also convey sociosexual messages in teasing and boastful ways that echo the open banter of queer men amongst themselves, acting faggy: faggy minus fem(me), butch fagginess).

The tee above advertises “I’m a slut, honey”, while the rest of the model’s presentation shouts “And I’m all man!” (Others are more outrageous). And if you ask me, that’s just as it should be: we’re men, and we should be comfortable with that; we desire men, so we should value (some forms of) masculinity in other men; however, we reject central aspects of heteronormative sexuality, and our behavior should reflect that (proudly and defiantly, if necessary); and we embrace means of establishing and reinforcing communities with one another, so we adopt (some) ways of behaving that both unite us and set us apart from other men.

The DJ sales pitch:

BITCH, YOU’RE FABULOUS

Don’t Get Naked or look Cheap & Easy, check out the latest collection from Barcode Berlin.

Whether you Love Boys or just want to treat yourself, you’ll look Fabulous in any of the 8 brand new Crop Tees we have in stock.

These are a party essential!

The t-shirt slogans:

Get Naked, Cheap and Easy, Bitch, Bear, Fetish, Bitch I’m Fabulous, Fuck Off, Love Boys

Two notable ones:


(#2) The popsicle as phallus, both offered and (especially) desired


(#3) Bitch is pretty in pink!

These garments scream “I’m queer! And butch! And that’s wonderful! You too?” They’re advertisements for one specifically gay style of masculinity. There are others: celebratorily fem(me)/sissy styles (about which I’ll have more to say in another posting); gender-fluid styles; “regular guy” homosexuality (attempting to adopt all the trappings of heteronormative masculinity except for the sex of one’s partner); MSM “just sex” configuration of male-male pairing (embracing mansex  as celebratory male bonding while rejecting gay as identity, community, or source of affectional partnership); and hypermasculine homosexuality (Berlin Barcode caters to this audience in many of its products).

About the garments: see my 8/2 posting “Male crop tops!”, on crop/cropped top/tee:

In an athletic context, such male garments are designed to allow freedom of movement while providing  fabric at the chest and underarms to soak up sweat; otherwise, they’re fashion statements, designed to show off the mid-section of their wearer as vulnerable or powerful (or, often, both).

A note on anatomy and sexuality. All the ad shots above use the same model, who projects masculinity through his stance, trim beard, short haircut, and hairy forearms and thighs. In underwear ads, you’d expect him also to display impressive abs and at least a modestly furry belly: the midsection of a muscle-hunk (a macho Dionysius figure). Instead we get the smooth hairless midsection of a beautiful boy (a twinkish Apollo figure). So his body is presented as both butch (the macho elements) and faggy (the twinkish elements).

It looks, in fact, as if the images have been shopped to smooth out the model’s belly — to achieve the desired composite of butch fagginess, presumably.

Remarkable abs (and serious pecs) are all over my underwear postings , but furry torsos seem to be something of a specialist thing: the stereotypical Hot Dude has at most a lightly furry torso; this is probably not a reflection of twink body standards (though twinks are smooth), but rather of body-builder standards, where smooth bodies are valued in displays of how developed specific muscles and muscle groups are.

I’m not an absthusiast myself — after faces, it’s chests for me — though I can still appreciate a six-pack that’s nicely developed but not obstrusive. As on this pair of bearded buddies (just barely in their sweatpants):


(#4) Abs, pecs, and light fur

(It’s left as an exercise for the viewer to list the ways in which the relationship between these two men is coded as t (more dominant) on the left, b (more subordinate) on the right.)

Now a series of male couples in underwear or swimwear, all displaying their abs (among other things) — from  a 3/31/18 feature on the OutBuzz site, “Hottest Gay Couples on Instagram”:


(#5) “Social-media-star bearded boyfriends Justin & Nick”


(#6) “Spanish heartthrobs Ignacio Pérez Rey & David Castilla”


(#7) “The most stylish and sexy Instacouple Mario Margelist & Jordan Carlyle”


(#8) “Atlanta Instastuds Rick & Griff”

A range of presentations, with Rick & Griff doing butch fagginess together: flamboyant bedroom decor, neon mini-briefs stuffed with sizable hard-ons, wild romance-novel pose, sturdy thighs and biceps, and of course those abs.

Meanwhile, facial hair is still very much a thing among us queers.

Jo Flamingo

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(Men, in skimpy underwear, projecting steamy homo-desire; compact captions of puzzling free poetry; reflections on playful fetishwear. No X, but not to everyone’s taste.)

From Daily Jocks yesterday, continuing a mini-series with models who aren’t your standard high-butch Euro muscle-hunks, this time featuring a young man I’m calling Jo Flamingo.

(#1)

Muscle Twinko his
Marco Harness
Flamenconess
Flamingolous

The ad copy (untouched by any editing from me):

Get on board with The NEW Nautical Collection! This exciting new print features Flamingos on top of blue and white stripes.
The collection features a Swim Brief, Harness & two Briefs (including one with a cheeky low cut rear!) you’ll be the hit of every party in any of these.

(#2)

jo flamingo and the
flaming flemings

jo joe flamengo
in go pinko tinkle
bell ballston blackie
bitch slappin tickle is
butt tingle is nuts

(On flamenco, flamingo, and Fleming, see my 2/11/14 posting “flamenco”.)

The languidly seductive guy on the right has a supertight butch haircut and facial hair — but all in pink, like his lips. These guys are definitely not your grandfather’s underwear models.

The homowear. Sexy playful pinkness. Swim brief, harness, brief, and “half moon brief” — the last (combined with a shoulder strap harness on the middle guy in #2) unremarkable from the front, but notable from the rear (below, on a standard swimmer-body Euro-guy model):


(#3) Party time at Cleft House!

Then there ‘s the Nautical harness, a “poly span” (polyester spandex) fabric garment similar in form to a bulldog harness, also sharing one of its functions, displaying the wearer’s pecs and especially his tits. Otherwise it’s essentially decorative — not that there’s anything wrong with that — not much use for restraint or for hitching up with other fetishwear.

A classic leather bulldog, with standard gear (framing majorly hard tits, plus a sweet ingratiating smile):

(#4)

And then an intermediate bulldog in neoprene — tight and constraining, but without any rings or other connectors:

(#5)

(#4 and #5 crotch-cropped so you can focus on the men’s upper bodies.)


The Three Marcos, the Three Marcusites

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(Hunky men in skimpy underwear, but otherwise not alarming. And it will take you to some surprising places.)

Today’s Daily Jocks guy, for Marcuse underwear, with the ad copy (lightly edited):


(#1) Marco Brown, the pool boy with a white thong in his heart

Sporty & sexy, the premium Egoist collection from Marcuse will give everyone around you wild thoughts. Available in 2 colors [white and navy] and 3 styles, jockstrap, [bikini] brief & thong.

The first of the Three Marcos. On to the others…

(On the underwear from the Australian firm, see my 9/8/15 posting “Marxuse”, about Marcuse swimwear and underwear and the Marxist Herbert Marcuse.)


(#2) Marco Red, a lean and hungry man in the Navy


(#3) Marco Blond, a tall blond man in one white brief

The Three Marcos, or as they are known in their native Italian and Spanish (they are all bilingual), respectively I Tre Marchi and Los Tres Marcoses.

Outside of their modeling careers, after dark, they become the fabulous Three Marcusites, originally billed as The Three Marquesas (It. Le Tre Marchese, Sp. Las Tres Marquesas) — before they settled on their signature drag, black gowns with marcasite and silver jewelry.

The gowns. Marcusite Brown, the most traditionally minded of the three, has chosen this wonderful classic ball gown in black:

(#4)

The more daring Marcusite Red has gone for this slinky sleeveless off-the-shoulder, slit-skirt number:

(#5)

And the boyishly playful Marcusite Blonde has opted for an outrageous creation with a mermaid-theme bosom

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I’m sorry to say that there are as yet no videos, or even photographs, of the Marcusites in action — they’re justly famous for their over-the-top versions of traditional murder ballads and their offshoots, like “Frankie and Johnny”  (“He was my man, but he done me wrong”), the Rodgers and Hart “To Keep My Love Alive”, and the Beatles song “Rocky Raccoon” — since they perform only for small select audiences in private.

Linguistic digression.

It. marchese ‘marquis’ pl. marchesimarchesa ‘marchioness’ pl. marchese

Sp. marqués ‘marquis’ pl. marquesesmarquesa ‘marchioness’ pl. marquesas

Then on the English, from NOAD:

noun marchioness: [a] the wife or widow of a marquess. [b] a woman holding the rank of marquess in her own right. ORIGIN late 16th century: from medieval Latin marchionissa, feminine of marchio(n-) ‘ruler of a border territory’, from marcha ‘march’ (see march2).

noun march2, pl.noun (Marches):  [a] a frontier or border area between two countries or territories, especially between England and Wales or (formerly) England and Scotland: the Welsh Marches. [b] (the Marches) a region of east central Italy, between the Apennines and the Adriatic Sea; capital, Ancona. Italian name [pl.] [LeMarchedated

Gemological digression. From Wikipedia:

The mineral marcasite, sometimes called white iron pyrite, is iron sulfide (FeS2) with orthorhombic crystal structure. It is physically and crystallographically distinct from pyrite, which is iron sulfide with cubic crystal structure.

… In marcasite jewellery, pyrite used as a gemstone is termed “marcasite” – that is, marcasite jewellery is made from pyrite, not from the mineral marcasite. … Marcasite in the scientific sense is not used as a gem due to its brittleness.

On the name, from NOAD:

ORIGIN late Middle English: from medieval Latin marcasita, from Arabic marqašīṯa, from Persian.

More on the jewelry, from Wikipedia:

Marcasite jewelry is jewelry made from pyrite (fool’s gold), not, as the name suggests, from marcasite. Pyrite is similar to marcasite, but more stable and less brittle. It is frequently made by setting small pieces of pyrite into silver. Cheaper costume jewelry is made by glueing pieces of pyrite rather than setting. A similar-looking type of jewelry can be made from small pieces of cut steel.

… Marcasite jewelry has been made since the time of the Ancient Greeks. It was particularly popular in the eighteenth century, the Victorian era and with Art Nouveau jewelry designers.

When Prince Albert died in 1861 Queen Victoria entered a period of mourning, requiring her entire court to wear black and avoid opulent jewelry. Marcasite became popular as an understated alternative for the nobility.

Memory of my teenage years: my mother was fond of marcasite jewelry, so my parents’ costume jewelry shop carried a good bit of it. Such a contrast to the gaudy rhinestones. I admired it as jewelry, but liked it even more for its chemistry.

The jewelry. The Marcusites have chosen marcasite and silver jewelry to suit their gowns. For Marcusite Bown, just a heavy intricate ring:

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For Marcusite Red, this necklace with matching earrings:

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And for Marcusite Blonde, an especially bold ring and a bracelet (one worn on each wrist), leaving her remarkable cleavage unencumbered by jewelry,

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But the food. Enough of fashion and music, let’s talk food. The mention of the (Le) Marche region of Italy led me immediately to thoughts of Ada Boni’s Italian Regional Cooking

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and its chapter on Umbria and the Marches. (On Boni, see my 10/4/13 posting “Marcella Hazan”, with its section on her.)

The regions within Italy:

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This map converted into a quick food guide:

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From Boni’s book, on Umbria and the Marches, a page with a touristic photo of the Marches and some regional food:

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From the text, a bit about the wines of the region, which I mention here because Verdicchio is an occasional theme on this blog:

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On chicken Verdicchio at Felicia’s in North Boston (ok, over 50 years ago; don’t look for it now):

on 12/10/11, “Chicken verdicchio”

on 1/8/18, “Another visit to Felicia’s”

Think sautéed chicken breast, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, garlic, capers, lemon juice, and, of course, Verdicchio, on thin pasta, garnished with chopped flat Italian parsley, lemon slices, and some grated parmesan. I am salivating.

Union strong!

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(Men in skimpy underwear, but nothing actually scandalous. And there will be folk music, of a sort.)

It’s Labor Day, and you’re a guy, and you want to do something to celebrate working people (beyond enjoying the three-day holiday weekend, a product of the union movement). What to do?

Daily Jocks has your number: you’re hankering for a jockstrap, right? A really fine union-strong jockstrap:

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LABOR DAY FLASH SALE 🇺🇸
Get 20% off ALL Jockstraps for the next 24 hours!
Shop over 150 Jockstraps from all your favourite brands…

Sgt. Helsi, the Jumping Jack Flash, says:

Join the jockstrap army and see my world!

We are the jockstrap army
Every one of us with a basket
We all hate pants and shirts and shoes
Men: ready, aim, and flash it!

Raw recruits testing the gear:


(#2) BuzzFeed video here: Men wearing high-fashion jockstraps for a day

For the army’s marching song, compare these verses from Tom Lehrer’s “We Are the Folk Song Army” (from That Was the Year that Was (1965)):

We are the folk song army
Every one of us cares
We all hate poverty, war, and injustice
Unlike the rest of you squares

… So join in the folk song army!
Guitars are the weapons we bring
To the fight against poverty, war, and injustice
Ready, aim, sing!

(You can listen to  a concert performance of the whole song here.)

 

Waving your flag

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(Hunky male model in skimpy underwear and swimwear, comments on male bodies, but nothing X-rated — though not to everyone’s taste.)

It starts with the Daily Jocks ad on the 14th for its Underwear Club, featuring two shots of a Jor model I’ll call Carlos: in a tricolor “athletic brief” (red, white, blue, top to bottom) in the style called Navy; and in a differently arranged tricolor thong (blue, white, red, top to bottom) in the style called Frankie (perhaps to suggest France, whose flag is blue, white, red, left to right).


(#1) Carlos flagging Dutch?


(#2) The national flag of the Netherlands


(#3) Carlos flagging Yugoslavian? Or differently oriented French?


(#4) The Pan-Slavic Flag, which served for a while as the national flag of the Kingdom of Yugoslavia (adopted in 1918) — with later variants for other incarnations of Yugoslavia and for the various Yugoslav republics


(#5) The French tricolor

Background fluff from DJ (punctuation as in the original):

JOR Underwear & Swimwear, is a Colombian underwear and swimwear brand, which offers you the best products in price, quality, design and comfort!

Though the garments in #1 and #3 appear not to have been intended (at least primarily) as reproductions of flags, JOR/Jor is in fact into flags. Their Pride swimwear:


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[Brief digression. This would probably be the place to observe that Speedo-style swimsuts for men are designed to do two things: to put as much as possible of the wearer’s naked body on display, as an object of admiration and/or desire; and to highlight as much as possible of the remainder, to call attention to the two sexual foci of the male body, his genitals and his buttocks — but without actually exposing them. The swimsuit in #6 performs these functions admirably, while simultaneously flagging GAY in bright colors.]

Another JOR flag swimsuit:

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The ad copy:

The Germany Swim Brief by JOR is a patriotic look perfect for lounging by the pool, splashing your friends or showing off that sexy bod in the surf. The quick dry microfiber fabric forms a sleek, body-defining fit and features the colors of the German flag:

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In fact, the Underwear Expert site reported (in “Shake Your Flag For Jor Countries Swimwear” on  5/20/14) that

Jor Countries Swimwear is now available in briefs and shorts ($39.90) with flag motifs. Russia, Union Jack, Germany, Colombia, Mexico, Italy, and France’s flags just for you. Whether you’re actually showing off the same country as your passport, or just feel like an homage to the romance of the old country — you can’t go wrong with these.

One part Olympic, another part chic, a third part national fetish — most men can find a way to wear these not just with confidence but pride. And let’s face it, some of these flags are pretty damn cool. Made out of 84% nylon and 22% spandex for all your comfort needs.

One more appearance of our Carlos, waving his Colombian flag and his Colombian ass:

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The flag by itself:

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Homowear bonus: flagging maple. JOR seems not to have embraced the Canadian flag yet, but another company, Cover Male, has rushed in to fill the breech, exploiting the red maple leaf as a design element in a variety of ways. Among their offerings:


(#10) The boxer swim trunk, with flanking maple leaves


(#11) The boxer swim trunk from the rear; the leaf marks the spot


(#12) The boxer trunk underwear, with balls wrapped in maple leaves


(#13) The bikini brief, with framing maple leaves

All very entertaining, but I miss Carlos and his many moods. Proud gay warrior Carlos, intense and challenging; broadly smiling homeboy Carlos; contemplative German Carlos; sexy-buddy Dutch Carlos; and, my favorite, Carlos #3, all blue, white, and red, staring expectantly into his gay Colombian future, with his hot French boyfriend on the Montenegran coast.

PUMP!ing it up

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(Homowear: male models in underwear, displaying their bodies homoerotically, with archly queer ad copy. Not X-rated, but not to everyone’s taste.)

The Daily Jocks ad for PUMP! underwear from the 15th:

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Underwear model as sculptural form. Mahogany Man.

The ad copy:

A creamy style with a tangy twist, the Creamsicle Access Trunk is everyone’s favorite flavor.

The comfort waistband offers a secure fit for the soft touch micro-mesh in the front and open, backless design in the rear.

A cut built for confidence, the Creamsicle Access Trunk features a supportive cup with a nearly naked feel, plus retro styling that adds a bold and playful touch for when you’re (un)dressed to impress.

Creamsicles. Creamsicle in the name is an allusion to the frozen treat with the brand name Creamsicle. From the Wikipedia article on Popsicles:

A Popsicle is a Good Humor-Breyers brand of ice pop consisting of flavored, colored ice on a stick.

In 1905 in Oakland, California, 11-year-old Francis William “Frank” Epperson was mixing a powdered flavoring for soft drinks with water. He accidentally left it on the back porch overnight, with a stirring stick still in it. That night, the temperature dropped below freezing, and the next morning, Epperson discovered the drink had frozen to the stick, inspiring the idea of a fruit-flavored ‘Popsicle’ [pop as in lollipop, –sicle as in icicle; following on this terminological innovation, –sicle has become a libfix of wide application].

In 1922, he introduced the creation at a fireman’s ball, where according to reports it was “a sensation”. In 1923, Epperson began selling the frozen pops to the public at Neptune Beach, an amusement park in Alameda, California. By 1924 Epperson had received a patent for his “frozen confectionery” which he called “the Epsicle ice pop” He renamed it to Popsicle, allegedly at the insistence of his children. Popsicles were originally sold in fruity flavors and marketed as a “frozen drink on a stick.”

… The Popsicle brand began expanding from its original flavors after being purchased by Unilever in 1989. Under the Popsicle brand, Unilever holds the trademark for both Creamsicle and Fudgsicle. Creamsicle’s center is vanilla ice cream, covered by a layer of flavored ice. Creamsicle flavors include orange, blue raspberry, lime, grape, cherry and blueberry. [The prototypical Creamsicle is orange-flavored (and -colored).] Fudgsicles are flat, frozen desserts that come on a stick and are chocolate-flavored with a texture somewhat similar to ice cream.

Classic (orange-flavored) Creamsicles:

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(The racily backless underwear in #1 is of course colored orange (and gray and white).)

And Fudgsicles, in their package:

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(Other companies make coated ice cream bars in various flavors, especially orange, under other names: Nestlé’s Orange & Cream Bars, Hood’s Orange Cream Bars, and Pillsbury’s Orangesicles, for example.)

(Popsicles, like lollipops, are classic phallic symbols.)

On the PUMP! company. From my 11/9/15 posting “PUMP! Boys and Trojans”, which has 5 mages from PUMP! underwear ads:

PUMP! specializes in gym-oriented images (pumping iron and all that), though they also have a few pretty-boy models and a lot of models doing the slutty rentboy look

And on pumping it up. Start with NOAD on some verbings of the noun pump:

verb pump: 1 [a] [with adverbial of direction] force (liquid, gas, etc.) to move in a specified direction by or as if by means of a pump: the blood is pumped around the body | [no object]:  if we pump long enough, we should bring the level up. [b] [no object, with adverbial of direction] move in spurts as though driven by a pump: blood was pumping from a wound in his shoulder. 2 [a] fill (something such as a tire or balloon) with liquid or gas using a pump: I fetched the bike and pumped up the back tire | my veins had been pumped full of glucose. [b] informal shoot (bullets) into (a target). 3 [a] move vigorously up and down: [with object]: we had to pump the handle like mad | [no object]: that’s superb running — look at his legs pumping. [b] apply and release (a brake pedal or lever) several times in quick succession, typically to prevent skidding. [c] Baseball move one’s arm as if throwing a ball held in the hand, but without releasing the ball: [in combination]:  behind the plate Howard double-pumped, then threw to second.

[idiomatic] phrasal verb pump something up: informal [a] increase: she needs to read and pump up her political grip. [b] turn up the volume of (music): let’s pump up those tunes, man. [c] give inappropriate support and encouragement to: we let them pump up our egos.

GDoS has more detail on the slang idiom:

verb pump up: 1 to exaggerate [cites from 1977, 1999] 2 (US black/campus) to make livelier, to fill with energy [cites from 1991, 2001] 3 to lift weghts, to bodybuild [cite from 1994]

adj. pumped (up) [< pump up]: 1 (US) excited, full of something, usu. oneself [1971 Current Sl. VI:8: Pumped. adj. Excited. 1991 (con. 1920s) O.D. Brooks Legs 90: The thought of running a pool room by myself  three hours a day, seven days a week, had me so pumped up hardly slept. 1992 J. Mowry Way Past Cool 265: Crack was intense, but cruelly quick. On top, where the boy had been a minute ago, you were pumped to the max. 2007 T. Dorsey Hurricane Punch 4: Can’t tell how glad I am it’s hurricane season again. I’m so pumped!

Mahogany Man in #1 is pumped up (enlarged) by bodybuilding, and the photo aims to pump the viewer up, to get the viewer pumped (up), to excite the viewer. That’s what PUMP! does.

Two more items from PUMP!’s recent product lines, including another Access item (backless, to provide easy access to the wearer’s ass):


(#4) “The PUMP! All-Access Trunk fits like a typical boxer brief, except the backless rear brings the playfulness, freedom, and added sexiness of the Jockstrap. This truly is a new style underwear that is guaranteed to heat things up, for whatever the occasion.”


(#5) “For the ultimate in comfort and style, opt for the Academy Free-Fit Boxer. The snug and supportive fit keep everything exactly where it should be, while the soft touch micro-mesh makes for a barely there feel. With its classic red, white and blue color combo, the Academy Free-Fit Boxer is truly the perfect pair — no matter what the day (or night!) holds.”

This steamy photo adds two elements to the crotch focus of the underwear: the pitsntits presentation (with shaved pits) and a central preoccupation with the  model’s pumped abs. Plus that face.

Another abs-obsessed ad from Daily Jocks, back in September, for sportswear from the Spanish company Code 22, here with shirt-lifting rather than pitsntits:

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And with a different, but equally intense, facial expression. Top to bottom: face, abs, crotch. Framed by sinewy arms.

[Added a bit later: there is now a Page on this blog with an inventory of shirt-lifting postings.]

The holidays of our lives

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(Near the end, there will be a hunky male model wearing nothing but a Halloween jockstrap. A warning in case you’d prefer to avoid a holiday men’s underwear discussion.)

Yesterday’s Zippy features a Dingburg-local idiomatic holiday:

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Of course, I immediately went to sources to discover what was celebrated on October 26th. Well, not only is October National Pumpkin Month, the 26th is the day specifically devoted to the fruit of Cucurbita pepo, this orange squash / gourd / melon / cucurbit: National Pumpkin Day. The day ushers in the Pumpkin Season, which is prefigured by a period in which pumpkin spice erupts as a ubiquitous descriptor of foods and much more (see my 10/20/17 posting “A processed food flavor”); which embraces a number of Halloween-specific cultural practices and symbols (jack-o-lanterns, dressing up in costumes, and trick-or-treating, plus witches and black cats as symbols — and orange and black as a decorative theme); and which is culinarily realized in pumpkin pie as a holiday food for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

So pumpkin pie can last you from mid-October to early January. Meanwhile, some riffs on the cartoon and some on edible pumpkiniana.

Formulaic language. Rich in the cartoon.

In the first panel, the bed-making and -lying-in-it idiom (akin to a proverb), with many variants in its details, for example, “You’ve made your bed, and now you must lie in it” — conveying that you have to accept the unpleasant consequences of your actions.

From the AHD Dictionary of Idioms:

make one’s bed and lie in it: Suffer the consequences of one’s actions. For example, It’s unfortunate that it turned out badly, but Sara made her bed and now she must lie in it. The earliest English citation for this oft-repeated proverb is in Gabriel Harvey’s Marginalia (c. 1590): “Let them . . . go to their bed, as themselves shall make it.” The idiom alludes to times when a permanent bed was a luxury, and most people had to stuff a sack with straw every night for use as a bed. There are equivalents in French, German, Danish, and many other languages.

Then in the title of the strip, “Quilt complex”, a bed-making play (significantly turning on orthography) on the guilt-complex idiom (from a rather formal, semi-technical register. From AHD:

noun guilt complex: an obsession with the idea of having done wrong: they have a guilt complex when it comes to alcohol

And in the third panel, a play (“Am I regressing yet?”) on “Are we having fun yet?” as a famous Zippy catchphrase, played with repeatedly in the strip. See my 8/31/10 posting “Dingburgers having fun”.

Then in the second panel, a different sort of formulaic expression, titles (in this case, of books). From my 12/22/16 posting “A show about nothingness”, Jean-Paul Sarte’s book Being and Nothingness (“a box of being”, “your nothingness”). And then from Wikipedia:

Nausea (French: La Nausée) is a philosophical novel by the existentialist philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre, published in 1938. It is Sartre’s first novel and, in his opinion, one of his best works.

The novel takes place in ‘Bouville’ (literally, ‘Mud town’) a town similar to Le Havre, and it concerns a dejected historian, who becomes convinced that inanimate objects and situations encroach on his ability to define himself, on his intellectual and spiritual freedom, evoking in the protagonist a sense of nausea.

The food holidays. Somewhat overheated copy from the National Day Calendar site:

By October 26th, we in a frenzy of pumpkin obsession. We cannot wait for the big November holiday for pumpkin pie. No siree, we need pumpkin everything! Bars, cookies, coffee, cheesecake, pasta and oatmeal. Pumpkin Chunkin’, pumpkin patches, festivals, bake-offs and television specials. Let’s not forget jack-o-lantern carving, too! This fruit grabs American’s attention.

It turns out that October 26th is also National Mincemeat Day. An embarrassment of riches. From NOAD:

noun mincemeat: 1 chiefly British a mixture of currants, raisins, sugar, apples, candied citrus peel, spices, and suet, typically baked in a pie. 2 minced meat.

noun minceBritish something minced, especially mincemeat: put the mince on a dish.

More detail on mincemeat from Wikipedia:


(#2) Sunset Magazine‘s mincemeat pie, with a lattice top crust

Mincemeat is a mixture of chopped dried fruit, distilled spirits and spices, and sometimes beef suet, beef, or venison. Originally, mincemeat always contained meat. Many modern recipes contain beef suet, though vegetable shortening is sometimes used in its place. Variants of mincemeat are found in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, northern Europe, Ireland, South Africa, the United Kingdom and the United States. In other contexts mincemeat refers to minced or ground meat [primarily beef].

English recipes from the 15th, 16th, and 17th centuries describe a mixture of meat and fruit used as a pie filling. These early recipes included vinegars and wines, but by the 18th century, distilled spirits, frequently brandy, were being used instead. The use of spices like clove, nutmeg, mace and cinnamon was common in late medieval and renaissance meat dishes. The increase of sweetness from added sugars, and those produced from fermentation, made mincemeat less a savoury dinner course and helped to direct its use toward desserts. [The spirits, spices, and sugars all serve to preserve meat.]

… In the mid to late eighteenth century, mincemeat in Europe had become associated with old fashioned, rural, or homely foods. Victorian England rehabilitated the preparation as a traditional Yuletide treat. [The custom spread to the US, and extended itself from Christmas to ebrce American Thanksgiving as well.]

About the Sunset recipe, from the ABC News site:

This version of the traditional British pie leaves out the beef so the fruit can shine, but still includes suet (beef fat) for a rich taste and texture — although you can use butter instead if you like.

The filling has Gala apples, dried apricots, figs, or prunes, golden raisins, currants; chopped beef suet or unsalted butter; brown sugar, brandy; lemon zest, lemon juice, orange zest, allspice, cinnamon, cloves, ginger, salt.

The natural end development of mincemeat eliminates even the suet (so that mincemeat has no meat in it; mincemeat is then just  label, not even a partial  description). This is now probably the most common version of mincemeat in the UK and the US; commercial mincemeats in jars are almost all meatless. As here:

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Enough of mincemeat, back to pumpkin. Pumpkin pie (which will be with us for over two more months) led me to an assortment of recipes for things called pumpkin bars: in particular, Paula Deen’s recipe on the Food Network site: and “Paul’s Pumpkin Bars” on the allrecipes site. They’re very similar; both are rectangles of risen pumpkin cake (similar to carrot cake or applesauce cake). Deen’s bars:


(#4) Ingredients: eggs, sugar, oil, canned pumpkin (puree), flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, salt; with cream cheese frosting

The noun bar here refers to the rectangular shape of the food:

noun bar: 1 [a] a long rod or rigid piece of wood, metal, or similar material, typically used as an obstruction, fastening, or weapon. [b] an amount of food or another substance formed into a regular narrow block: a bar of chocolate | gold bars… (NOAD)

(Food bars with sides of equal length are often called, unsurprisingly, squares.)

My 10/9/18 posting “Fruit bars” takes us into the complexities of the categories within the larger domain of sweet food: The lemon bars there are something between COOKIE and CAKE, while the apricot bars (also called squares and (crisp) cookies) there are pretty clearly in the COOKIE category. Meanwhile, the pumpkin bars above seem to fall squarely in the CAKE category. All of these bars are rectangular finger food, rather than fork food, but differ in height.

[Digression: They are all different from the things referred to as candy bars, in ways that aren’t yet clear to me. From Wikipedia:

A candy bar is a type of sugar confectionery [in the category CANDY] that is in the shape of a bar. … A candy bar frequently, though not necessarily, includes chocolate ]

Pumpkin bars are closely related to carrot cake and applesauce cake. And in some ways, to American coffee cake and crumb cake. From Wikipedia:

Coffee cake is cake intended to be eaten with, or flavored with, coffee. British coffee cake is a sponge flavoured with coffee. They are generally round and consist of two layers separated by coffee flavoured butter icing, which also covers the top of the cake. Walnuts are a common addition to coffee cakes. In the United States, coffee cake generally refers to a sweet cake intended to be eaten with coffee or tea (like tea cake).

Coffee cakes, as an accompaniment for coffee, are often single layer, flavored with either fruit or cinnamon, and leavened with either baking soda (or baking powder), which results in a more cake-like texture, or yeast, which results in a more bread-like texture.

… American coffee cake: A variety of crumb cake (Streuselkuchen) which contains flour, sugar, butter and cinnamon granules on top

From NOAD:

noun streusel: [a] a crumbly topping or filling made from fat, flour, sugar, and often cinnamon. [b] a cake or pastry with a streusel topping [crumb cake]. ORIGIN from German Streusel, from streuen ‘sprinkle’.

As if the scene weren’t already quite complex, there’s a category distinction between CAKE and (sweet) BREAD. I’ll start with banana bread, because of its intriguing history. From Wikipedia:

Banana bread is a type of bread [served in slices] made from mashed bananas. It is often a moist, sweet, cake-like quick bread; however, there are some banana bread recipes that are traditional-style raised breads.

… Banana bread first became a standard feature of American cookbooks with the popularization of baking soda and baking powder in the 1930s. It appeared in Pillsbury’s 1933 Balanced Recipes cookbook, and later gained more acceptance with the release of the original Chiquita Banana’s Recipe Book in 1950.

National Banana Bread day is 23 February. Bananas appeared in the US in the 1870s and it took a while for them to appear as ingredient items for desserts. The modern banana bread recipe began being published in cookbooks around the 1930s and its popularity was greatly helped by the introduction of baking powder on the market.

Similarly, carrot bread, zucchini bread, and, yes, pumpkin bread. From Wikipedia:


(#5) Pumpkin walnut bread

Pumpkin bread is a type of moist quick bread made with pumpkin. The pumpkin can be cooked and softened before being used or simply baked with the bread (using canned pumpkin renders it a simpler dish to prepare). Additional ingredients include nuts (such as walnuts), and raisins.

Pumpkin bread is usually baked in a rectangular loaf pan, and is often cooked in late fall when fresh pumpkins are available. It can also be made from canned pumpkin, resulting in a stronger pumpkin taste.

The orange pouch. As Halloween approaches, I leave the wonderful world of pumpkin food for another piece of Halloween mail that came yesterday, from the Daily Jocks company: “Spooky Mystery Underwear!”:


(#6) Offering “DJ Halloween Mystery Underwear Multipacks”

The shot is re-used from an early DJ ad (for 2eros underwear), featured in my 6/21/18 posting “Up in the air, sky-high, sky-high”, where it’s #1. Admirable though the young man is, the focus of yesterday’s ad was the orange pouch of his jockstrap. Halloween orange. Which, it turns out, is a thing:


(#7) From the Colour Lovers site

The color is not quite the same as Princeton Orange (FF8F00 in hex), Princeton being complicatedly connected to William III of Orange (the William of William and Mary 1688 and all that) and the House of Orange-Nassau. As for jockstraps, these modern items postdate the Glorious Revolution by a couple of centuries.

Meanwhile, my pumpkin mail mounts up. It’s that time of year.

Annals of word retrieval: in promiscuous positions

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(Warning: embedded in this posting is a bit of — just barely euphemized — taboo vocabulary and the image of a hunky guy in his underwear.)

From Sim Aberson on 10/29, from WSVN, channel 7 in Miami FL:

BSO deputies arrest Dania Beach man in child porn case

Dania Beach, Fla. (WSVN) – Deputies have arrested a Dania Beach man on numerous child pornography charges.

The Broward Sheriff’s Office arrested 66-year-old Roger Aiudi on Thursday following a months-long investigation by the agency’s Internet Crimes Against Children task force. Investigators said Aiudi had 13 pornographic images of children and dozens of other images showing children in promiscuous positions.

Well yes, not promiscuous ‘having or characterized by many transient sexual relationships’, but provocative ‘arousing sexual desire or interest, especially deliberately’ (NOAD definitions). This is a very likely sort of word retrieval error, since the words are similar phonologically (sharing the accent pattern WSWW and sharing the initial syllable /prǝ/) and morphologically (both ending in Adj-forming suffixes, –ous vs. –ive) as well as semantically.

In fact, it’s possible that for the investigators who reported images of children “in promiscuous positions”, the word they produced was in fact the word they were aiming for. That is, for them, what was probably originally someone’s retrieval error has now become internalized. From the point of view of standard English, this would be a word confusion, but for them it wouldn’t be an inadvertent glitch that they would correct if they noticed it or you pointed it out to them; it would be what they think the appropriate word is. In time, the word confusion might even spread, with the result that promiscuous would develop a widely available new sense ‘arousing sexual desire or interest, especially deliberately’ that dictionaries would list. The word confusion of flaunt for flout has almost completed this course.

Even as a word retrieval error, the sort of thing I might fall into (but would correct if I became aware of it), promiscuous for provocative is of interest, because it straddles what are usually thought of as two distinct types of retrieval error: semantic errors and phonological errors (aka Fay-Cutler malapropisms). Sometimes the distinction is clear: from my files,

noun cluster for consonant cluster and teaching assistant for research assistant are straightforward examples of semantic errors

a preposition of brutal masculinity for a presentation of brutal masculinity and air traffickers for air travelers are relatively straightforward examples of phonological errors

But not infrequently both effects are operative — as in this example reported by Ron Butters in ADS-L on 2/15/08:

There were two restaurants in Durham, NC, named “Fowlers” and “Fosters.” People misspoke, miswrote, and misremembered them.

They are quite similar both semantically and phonologically, so are prime targets for error.

promiscuous and provocative. The condensed versions, from NOAD:

adj. promiscuous: 1 having or characterized by many transient sexual relationships: promiscuous teenagers | they ran wild, indulging in promiscuous sex and experimenting with drugs. 2 [a] demonstrating or implying an undiscriminating or unselective approach; indiscriminate or casual: the city fathers were promiscuous with their honors. [b] consisting of a wide range of different things: Americans are free to pick and choose from a promiscuous array of values and behavior.

adj. provocative: [a] causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction, especially deliberately: a provocative article | provocative remarks about foreign policy. [b] arousing sexual desire or interest, especially deliberately.

Note: NOAD orders senses roughly according to their frequency in current usage — not according to their historical development. The point is that a sexual sense is highly salient for promiscuous, but less so for provocative — tipping the scales towards retrieving promiscuous for the intended meaning.

[Digression. The semantic connection between provocative and promiscuous goes beyond mere reference to sexual activity. Part of the sexual folklore of our culture is that someone who behaves in a (sexually) provocative fashion, for instance by posing for racy photos, will be assumed to be making themselves available for sexual connection — that is, will be assumed to be promiscuous. Provocative implicates promiscuous.

This assumption, and the language surrounding it, is almost always applied to women, women being taken to be the vessels of sexuality. Only rarely do we talk about men being sexually provocative (aggressive, yes, but provocative, not so much) or being promiscuous (horndogs, yes, and players, but not promiscuous, certainly not sluts). But, of course, in contexts where male homosexuality is salient, the language of female wantonness can be imported wholesale as applying to men.

Which brings me to this week’s excellent underwear find, the Andrew Christian FUKR Provocative Brief:

AC sells very high-end playful homowear; this item is the Provocative model from his FUKR collection. From the AC website, this little hymn to Provocative briefs:

Our FUKR Provocative Brief is screaming your name. You’re pretty provocative yourself. In bright, fire-engine red fabric with the look and feel of Latex, this brand new style features sleek black contrast trim and our slimming FUKR print waistband. And wearing this new pair will feel like you’re not wearing any underwear at all. Its revolutionary hang-free design is anatomically correct with no hidden cups, straps or padding, and gives you extra room in front, just where you need it. When you pull it on, your package will fall naturally into the super soft snuggle pocket to create a truly enjoyable, unique wearing experience. We’ve virtually eliminated sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating and chafing. Sexy and shiny, you need this limited edition style.]

Back to lexicography. Extracts from the longer version for promiscuous, from OED3 (June 2007):

A. adj.
1. a. Done or applied with no regard for method, order, etc.; random, indiscriminate, unsystematic. [the earliest sense, closest to the etymology; 1st cite 1570]
…  c.  spec. Of a person or animal: undiscriminating in sexual relations. Also (of sexual intercourse, relationships, etc.): casual, characterized by frequent changes of sexual partner. [1st cite 1804]

To which I add two senses that are metaphorical developments of the sexual use, which I include because of their linguistic interest:

… 3. Chiefly Grammar. Of common gender; of either sex, of both sexes. Cf. epicene adj. 1. rare. [1st cite a1637 … 2003 V. Law Hist. Linguistics in Europe iv. 71 There are epicene or promiscuous nouns, such as [Latin] passer, ‘sparrow’.]
..  6. a.  Biology. Of a protein, organism, etc.: able to infect or interact with, or bind non-specifically to, a variety of hosts or targets. [1st cite 1972; the image is of something that will hook up with whatever is available in the context; this is parallel to a linguistic use I’ll comment on in a moment]

The earliest senses of promiscuous continue to be used in scientific contexts on occasion, to describe apparently random, rather than systematic, arrangements of things. Rocks promiscuously arranged within a stratum, for example.

And then in linguistics, we get a sense development way at the end of the scale, parallel to the biological ‘binding to a variety of hosts or targets’ use. Now routine in treatments of clitics and similar elements, when they are said to exhibit promiscuous attachment — attaching indiscriminately to whatever they are adjacent to. For example, English possessive Z in things like whoever you were talking to’s ideas ‘the ideas of whoever you were talking to’, where Z attaches to, forms a word-like unit with, the preceding word to. Z is happy to hook up with all sorts of words.

The technical terms promiscuous and promiscuity go back decades. I have no idea who used them first; the metaphor, though playful, is so natural that several people might have come up with it independently.

Mandala swimmer, Kali tat, Banksia stamp

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(Hunk in a swmsuit, oblique literate raciness. Plus religion, art, and plants.)

Today’s mailing from the Daily Jocks company takes us to the beaches of Oz, where an ad for the Aussie homowear firm 2eros’s Mandala swimsuit is framed as a postcard, complete with a 2018 Oz-floral stamp. Plus a caption of mine:


(#1) The flower of his manhood

Ramble down the
Rocks to revere his pink
Lotus flower, to
Lose yourself on the
Blue wheel of desire

The company’s remarkable ad copy:

Make your next beach getaway a journey of self-discovery with the Mandala swimwear.
Covered in a beautiful original 2EROS print inspired by the spiritual and ritual symbols used in Hinduism and Buddhism and constructed with a 4-way stretch material and internal mesh lining, you’ll be inspiring a spiritual awakening while feeling comfortable and supported at the same time!

Discover yourself through your swimmer (Aussie slang for ‘swimsuit’)! In a religious experience reached by clothing your genitals and buttocks in fabric that borrows the symbols of Hinduism and Buddhism. In the Mandala pattern, seen here close up:

(#2)

When I first saw the ad image and read its copy, I thought the fabric pattern incorporated Hindu and Buddhist religious symbols directly, which would be, at the very least, creepy — as if the company had announced a new fabric pattern Abraham, combining these three religious symbols:


(#3) Judaism, Christanity, Islam

Instead, the pattern is “inspired by” religious symbols. It’s vaguely mandala-like. From Wikipedia:


(#4) A schematic mandala (for coloring)

A mandala (emphasis on first syllable; Sanskrit मण्डल, maṇḍala – literally “circle”) is a spiritual and ritual symbol in Hinduism and Buddhism, representing the universe. In common use, “mandala” has become a generic term for any diagram, chart or geometric pattern that represents the cosmos metaphysically or symbolically; a microcosm of the universe.
The basic form of most mandalas is a square with four gates containing a circle with a center point. Each gate is in the general shape of a T. Mandalas often have radial balance [so that they look like 8-petaled lotus flowers seen from above].

The lotus and other symbols. First, the lotus plant. From Wikipedia:

(#5)

Nelumbo nucifera, also known as Indian lotus, sacred lotus, bean of India, Egyptian bean or simply lotus, is one of two extant species of aquatic plant in the family Nelumbonaceae [a new one, #82, in my running inventory of plant families]. It is often colloquially called a water lily. Under favorable circumstances the seeds of this aquatic perennial may remain viable for many years, with the oldest recorded lotus germination being from that of seeds 1,300 years old recovered from a dry lakebed in northeastern China.

Nelumbo nucifera is the species of lotus sacred to both Hindus and Buddhists.

Hindus revere it with the divinities Vishnu and Lakshmi often portrayed on a pink lotus in iconography. In the representation of Vishnu as Padmanabha (Lotus navel), a lotus issues from his navel with Brahma on it. The goddess Saraswati is portrayed on a white-colored lotus. The lotus is the symbol of what is divine or immortality in humanity, and is also a symbol of divine perfection.

… Many deities of Asian religions are depicted as seated on a lotus flower. In Buddhist symbolism, the lotus represents purity of the body, speech and mind, as if floating above the murky waters of material attachment and physical desire.

The sacred lotus is a female symbol in both India and China, and is often viewed as a symbol of female genitalia — but you can see from #5 that it could also be viewed as a symbol of male genitalia (and, of course, in gay contexts, the shifting of symbols from female to male is routine).

The lotus, side view, as a Buddhist symbol:

(#6)

And, in a view from above, as a Hindu symbol, here in combination with the Om symbol (in the center):

(#7)

From Wikipedia:

Om … is a sacred sound and a spiritual symbol in Hinduism, that signifies the essence of the ultimate reality, consciousness or Atman. It is a syllable that is chanted either independently or before a mantra in Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.

One more symbol, the dharma wheel of Buddhism, here in a particularly simple form:

(#8)

(My 5/29/18 posting “The 6-fold way” has a section on the 8-fold way of Buddhism and the dharma wheel symbolizing it.)

Now, some or all of these symbols might have been worked into the Mandala fabric pattern in #2 in some way, but they can’t be picked out directly in the pattern, so that the pattern doesn’t look at all religious in content.

The setting for #1. That would be the North Bondi Beach rocks in Sydney, seen here in an aerial view:

(#9)

(Most of Bondi is a wide strip of sandy beach, populated by tanning Aussies.)

The Kali tat. Moving on now from the Mandala swimmer to the Kati tat: the remarkably intricate blue tattoo on the model’s chest. From Wikipedia:

(#10)

Kālī (Sanskrit: काली), also known as Kālikā or Shyama (Sanskrit: कालिका), is a Hindu goddess. Kali is one of the ten Mahavidyas, a list which combines Sakta and Buddhist goddesses.

Kali’s earliest appearance is that of a destroyer of evil forces.

… Kali is portrayed mostly in two forms: the popular four-armed form and the ten-armed Mahakali form. In both of her forms, she is described as being black in colour but is most often depicted as blue in popular Indian art. Her eyes are described as red with intoxication, and in absolute rage, her hair is shown disheveled, small fangs sometimes protrude out of her mouth, and her tongue is lolling. She is often shown naked or just wearing a skirt made of human arms and a garland of human heads. is also accompanied by serpents and a jackal while standing on the calm and prostrate Shiva.

… In spite of her seemingly terrible form, Kali Ma is often considered the kindest and most loving of all the Hindu goddesses, as she is regarded by her devotees as the Mother of the whole Universe. And because of her terrible form, she is also often seen as a great protector.

And the Banksia stamp in #1. A recent issue:

(#10)

About this particular species, from Wikipedia:

Banksia coccinea, commonly known as the scarlet banksia, waratah banksia or Albany banksia, is an erect shrub or small tree in the family Proteaceae. The Noongar peoples know the tree as Waddib. Its distribution in the wild is along the south west coast of Western Australia, … growing on white or grey sand in shrubland, heath or open woodland. … The prominent red and white flower spikes appear mainly in the spring.

… Widely considered one of the most attractive Banksia species, B. coccinea is a popular garden plant and one of the most important Banksia species for the cut flower industry; it is grown commercially in several countries including Australia, South Africa, Canada, the United States, New Zealand and Israel.

(My 7/4/17 posting “Fay Zwicky” has a section on Joseph Banks and banksias, with appearances by Captain James Cook and Kew Gardens.)

In fact, the stamp in #10 is one of a set. From the Australia Post website on 2/13/18, in “Banksias: The artwork of Celia Rosser”:

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Banksias are an evocative native Australian flowering plant; evocative because of the way they instantly conjure up the Australian bush. [The other iconically Australian plants are the gum trees (eucalypts) and the wattles (Australian Acacia spp.).]

Indeed, when Captain James Cook (1728–1729) first voyaged to Botany Bay, in 1768, on the Endeavour, with him was a team of naturalists led by Joseph Banks (1743–1820). Banks and his team collected four species (at that stage, described as “Leucadendrum”). Later, when discussing the difference between the natural environments of Australia and Europe, Banks declared that the Banksia exemplifies this difference more than any other plant species.

The Banksias stamp issue, which will be released on 20 February 2018, celebrates this iconic native flowering plant. The stamps feature the artwork of celebrated Australian botanical artist Celia Rosser. Stamp collectors may already be familiar with Celia’s work, through her incredible illustrations for the 1981 Australian Fungi stamp issue and the 1987 Cocos (Keeling) Islands stamp issue that depicted the life-cycle of the coconut.

(#12)

… Celia Rosser (b. 1930) trained as a fashion illustrator at the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology, Melbourne but turned her hand to illustrating wildflowers, native orchids and banksias after moving to Orbost, in eastern Victoria.

Along the way she fell in love with banksias and became the artist of the genus Banksia. From Wikipedia:


(#13) Volume III of Rosser’s great work

The Banksias, by Celia Rosser, is a three-volume series of monographs [published 1981-2000] containing paintings of every Banksia species [known at the time]. Its publication represented the first time such a large genus [with around 170 species in it] had been entirely painted by a single botanical artist. It has been described as “one of the outstanding botanical works of this century.”

The paintings themselves are watercolours on Arches rag paper. The three volumes comprise plates reproduced using offset printing, and bound in green leather. Alex George wrote the accompanying text.


Randy Blue purifies the air

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(Warning: eventually this posting devolves to references to, though not illustrations of, gay porn; a video of a guy dancing in nothing but his Calvins; and the decidedly raunchy, though not actually X-rated, lyrics of Beyoncé’s song “Blow”. So: rated “unhealthy for sensitive groups”, in particular, kids and the sexually modest.)

Day 11 in the smoke — not nearly as bad here on the SF peninsula as in SF itself (or, of course, closer to the Camp Fire around Paradise) — and today the local AQI (the American Lung Association’s Air Quality Index) has dipped to 129, merely “unhealthy for sensitive groups”, but I’m in several of the compromised groups, and life has been hellish for a long time. [A few hours later: up to 158, “Unhealthy”, period.]

(#1)

Aid arrived Thursday night, in the form of a Blue Pure 121 air purifier, which now stands majestically in the middle of the main area of my Ramona St. house, humming softly as it offers me clean air to breathe. Puckishly, I have named the machine Randy Blue (after a big gay porn company, itself puckishly named), so this posting will segue from pure air to raunch.

The machine. As described by the Blueair Co.:


(#2) The 121 model, wearing a baby blue pre-filter (a steel gray pre-filter comes with the machine as an alternative)

Introducing the biggest member of the Blue family, the Blue Pure 121. The Pure 121 combines electrostatic and mechanical filtering technology to purify the air five times per hour in rooms up to 620 ft2 (57 m2) [and weighs 18 lbs.]. [My entire house is roughly 20 ft x 30 ft, so ca. 600 ft2, and I’ve closed off one room to get greater effect in the remaining space.] Just grab it, place it wherever you want, plug it in, and breathe perfectly clean air 24/7.

… Blue air purifiers can even help you redecorate your room in seconds, thanks to fabric pre-filters in different energizing colors. As a bonus, the pre-filter catches larger particles, extending the life of the main filter. Just gently vacuum it or put it in your washing machine when it requires cleaning.

It’s hard not to anthromorphize machines, and I didn’t even try to resist the temptation. So I saw the top part of the machine as a head and the bottom part as a body — wearing a baby blue t-shirt. And I called him Randy Blue, after the big gay porn company.

Notes on the instruction booklet. From the booklet, I learn that the company is Swedish, with headquarters in Stockholm (and branch offices in New Delhi, Dubai, Shanghai, and Chicago). And I found the instructions in five languages: the four obvious ones for the North American and European markets (English, German, Spanish, and French) — plus, not Swedish, and not Hindi (for Delhi), Arabic (for Dubai), or Chinese (for Shanghai), or Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, Hebrew, or Russian, but (surprise!) Polish. To refer to the company’s product in:

English (Air purifier), German (Luftreiniger), Spanish (Purificador de aire), French (Purificateur d’air), Polish (Oczyszczacz powietrza)

Randy Blue. So much for the clean stuff. Now to get down and dirty.

The name Randy Blue combines a play on Randy (as a male name) and the

adj. randy: informal sexually aroused or excited (NOAD)

plus blue alluding to eroticism in general (as in blue movie) and more specifically to homoeroticism (see the discussion in my 4/28/17 posting “Faces follow-up 1: Master Beckford”, in a section on the Gainsborough portrait The Blue Boy, on blue as a color of eroticism, and on Blueboy, the gay pornographic magazine).

From the Randy Blue website:

Producing and Providing the highest quality adult gay content for over 12 years

The videos are professionally done, but otherwise they’re mostly routine exercises, and they’ve gotten almost no mention on my blog. In any case, most of the material from the company would be fodder only for AZBlogX. But then I found a HuffPo “Queer Voices” feature from 4/14/14, “Randy Blue Gay Porn Stars Dance To Beyonce’s ‘Blow'”:


(#3) Randy Blue’s “Blow” baby blue boy

In this steamy new video, some of the stars of popular gay porn website Randy Blue strip down to one of our favorite tracks, “Blow,” off of the new Beyonce album.

The dancers’ bodies are in b&w, their Calvins brightly colored (as above). The dancers are professional porn actors, not professional dancers, but they’re still entertaining (each one is different!). (The video is available on the HuffPo site.)

“Blow”. Background from Wikipedia:

“Blow” is a song recorded by American singer Beyoncé from her self-titled fifth studio album (2013). It was written by Beyoncé, Pharrell Williams, Timbaland, J-Roc, James Fauntleroy and Justin Timberlake, and produced by the former four.

(#4) The video

The beginning of the lyrics:

I love your face
You love the taste
That sugar babe, it melts away

I kiss you when you lick your lips, I kiss you when you lick your lips
You like it wet and so do I, you like it wet and so do I
I know you never waste a drip, I know you never waste a drip
I wonder how it feels sometimes
Must be good to you

Keep me coming, keep me going, keep me coming, keep me going
Keep me humming, keep me moaning, keep me humming, keep me moaning
Don’t stop loving ’til the morning, don’t stop loving ’til the morning
Don’t stop screaming, freaking, blowing

Can you eat my skittles
It’s the sweetest in the middle
Pink that’s the flavor
Solve the riddle

I’mma lean back
Don’t worry its nothing major
Make sure you clean that
That’s the only way to get the
Flavor

Drippingly raunchy, but without any “dirty words”. (And then, of course, in the Randy Blue video, all the dirty talk is translated from female bodies to the bodies of gay men.)

On skittles, start with my 8/23/13 posting “Share the rainbow”, about Skittles, a brand of fruit-flavored candies, brightly colored spheres, with the slogan “Taste the rainbow”. Then metaphorically, skittles is also slang for drugs in pill form, especially by the handful, and for the female genitals (especially the clitoris). (Not yet in GDoS, but reported in Urban Dictionary.)

He came from the sea … And can only love me

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(Hunky men in minimal swimsuits, but nothing actually X-rated. The posting is about the presentation of self in photographs, via clothing, stance, gait, facial expression, gaze, and the like. Not much about language here.)

11/9 Daily Jocks sale ad for Marcuse underwear and swimwear:


(#1) Come Wander With Me

He came from the sunset
He came from the sea
He came from my sorrow
And can love only me

He said, “Come wander with me, love
Come wander with me
Away from this sad world
Come wander with me”

The garment. It’s the Marcuse Arrest Me swim brief, available in at least the following colors: in lime, pale blue, white, grey, red, black, marine (blue), pastel green, yellow, orange, pink, blue.

The DJ ad offered:

20% OFF MARCUSE THIS WEEKEND

If you want to look good and feel great, you might not be able to resist the sexy designs and enhancement features of a pair of Marcuse underwear or show off by the pool with a pair of their very low rise swimwear

Super low swim briefs for people brave enough to bare some skin and look super sexy! Simple design with embroidered gold Marcuse logo at the back.

The model in #1 appears to be striding out of the surf. He’s loose-limbed, very loosely (as well as minimally) clothed, with fly-away hair and a complex expression: narrowed eyes, slack open mouth, maybe half-smiling, maybe flirting, maybe teasing, maybe cruising. More on reading faces in a moment, but right now study the way his body is presented, and compare it to a standard presentation for men in premium homowear — here’s another model, posing statically in a different color of the Arrest Me swim brief:


(#2)

#1 is (staged as) informal and unposed, while #2 is a male-art formal portrait, with the subject holding a conventional pose I’ve called pitsntits.

The facial expression in #2 is also conventional, a variant of the Cruise of Death, a penetrating, dominating stare. In #1 we get something more like a snapshot taken unawares, and the model’s face can be read in many ways; it’s intriguing in a way that #1’s is not (I’ve posted dozens of underwear ads with facial expressions like.#2’s).

The background. Nevertheless, #1 probably isn’t just an informal framing; it’s likely an allusion to the landmark gay porn film Boys in the Sand, and more indirectly to the whole mansex on the beach genre of male art, gay porn, and gay cartooning.

On the first, see my 9/25/15 posting “Boy in the sand”, about a DJ TeamM8 swimwear ad, with an AZ gay-erotic poem; also about Cal Culver / Casey Donovan in Wakefield Poole’s Boys in the Sand, where the central character rises naked out of the sea.

On the second, see my 6/30/17 posting “In the dunes, in the dunes”, with a take-off on the song “In the pines” and some reflections on the genre of mansex in the dunes, on the beach.

The song. The accompaniment to #1 above is (verse 1 and the chorus of) the song “Come Wander with Me”. Despite appearances, not actually a folk song, but instead a haunting folk-like song written for a tv show. From Wikipedia:

“Come Wander With Me” is the final-taped episode of the American television series The Twilight Zone. (The Bewitchin’ Pool, however, was the last to be broadcast.) This episode introduced Bonnie Beecher in her television debut.

… The “Rock-A-Billy Kid”, Floyd Burney, arrives at a small town in search of a new song. …  Next to a lake, he encounters the singer, Mary Rachel, who reluctantly plays a song for him about two [doomed] lovers who meet in the woods.

(#3) The Bonnie Beecher recording

The singer. And a note on Beecher, from Wikipedia:

Bonnie Jean Beecher (née Boettcher, April 25, 1941), later known as Jahanara Romney, is an American activist and retired actress and singer.

Bonnie Jean Boettcher was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota to Art and Jean Boettcher. She knew Bob Dylan during his early career, and may have been the inspiration for his song “Girl from the North Country”. Some of Dylan’s earliest recordings were recorded at her Minneapolis home in 1961.

… Beecher married Wavy Gravy (born Hugh Romney) in 1965; the couple has one child. She has worked as Administrative Director (under the name Jahanara Romney) of Camp Winnarainbow since 1983. Her husband (under the name Wavy Gravy) serves as director of the camp, which is located near Laytonville, Mendocino County in Northern California.

The 12 days of Christmas

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(Hunky model in his prominently bulging underwear, but otherwise not salacious.)

This Daily Jocks sale ad appeared yesterday (Christmas Eve), and for the first time in 12 days I actually attended to the ad copy (all the ads used old images from the company’s stock, so I’d skipped over them as sources for posting on this blog):

(#1)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Get early access to our end of year sale 20% off storewide.

Shop 600+ products from over 20 brands, in all your favorite styles. From Jockstraps to Wrestling Suits you will be sure to find something you love.

This is our biggest sale of the year!

By DJ’s reckoning, December 23rd, the day before Christmas, was the 12th (and last) day of Christmas. Whoa! By (Western) Christian reckoning, January 5th, the day before Epiphany (the day with the Magi, or Wise Men), is the 12th day of Christmas (and today, Christmas Day, is the 1st). There are obviously two different schemes at work here, and the carol’s words give no clue as to which one it refers to; in particular, those words have no religious content at all.

I asked a young friend about the ad, and he found nothing notable in it. For him, Christmas in the song began in the middle of December and ended on Christmas Eve — and that made sense, because the song is about getting gifts from your true love, and the weeks before Christmas are gift-shopping time.

In the Christian liturgical year, the weeks before Christmas Day are Advent, then there’s a period leading up to Epiphany, when the Magi arrive with their gifts — so that‘s the gifting period.

The song. From Wikipedia:


(#2) partridge, turtle doves, French hens, calling birds, golden rings, geese, swans, maids, ladies, lords, pipers, drummers

“The Twelve Days of Christmas” … is an English Christmas carol that enumerates in the manner of a cumulative song a series of increasingly grand gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas (the twelve days that make up the Christmas season, starting with Christmas Day). The song, published in England in 1780 without music as a chant or rhyme, is thought to be French in origin. … The tunes of collected versions vary. The standard tune now associated with it is derived from a 1909 arrangement of a traditional folk melody by English composer Frederic Austin, who first introduced the familiar prolongation of the verse “five gold rings” (now often “five golden rings”).

More detail, from Wikipedia, on the location of the 12 days on the calendar:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, “Christmas Day” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.

… The traditions of the Twelve Days of Christmas have been nearly forgotten in the United States. Contributing factors include the popularity of the stories of Charles Dickens in nineteenth-century America, with their emphasis on generous giving; introduction of secular traditions in the 19th and 20th centuries, e. g., the American Santa Claus; and increase in the popularity of secular New Year’s Eve parties. Presently, the commercial practice treats the Solemnity of Christmas, 25 December, the first day of Christmas, as the last day of the “Christmas” marketing season, as the numerous “after-Christmas sales” that commence on 26 December demonstrate. The commercial calendar has encouraged an erroneous assumption that the Twelve Days end on Christmas Day and must therefore begin on 14 December.

Well, there’s religious Christmas and there’s secular Christmas, and they don’t have a lot to do with each other; having Christmas trees — not to mention Santa Claus figures — in church is a historical error, surely a graver one than thinking that the 12 Days begin on December 14th. So we should probably just say that the liturgical 12 Days end on January 5th, but the secular 12 Days end on December 24th.

Blue roses

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Today’s ad from Daily Jocks, with a sale on men’s high-end underwear from Australian firms, in recognition of Australia Day (tomorrow, the 26th):


(#1) The 2eros Midnight Rose pattern (blue roses on a deep purple background), in a swim slip (Speedo-style swimsuit, but Speedo is a trade name) on the left and swimshorts on the right

Ad copy:

Celebrate Australia Day with DailyJocks and get 15% off your favourite Australian brands including; 2eros, Teamm8, Marcuse, Supawear & many more!

My parody caption:

Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Blue roses are my place on earth

Australia Day. From Wikipedia:

Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Celebrated annually on 26 January, it marks the anniversary of the 1788 arrival of the First Fleet of British ships at Port Jackson, New South Wales, and the raising of the Flag of Great Britain at Sydney Cove by Governor Arthur Phillip. In present-day Australia, celebrations reflect the diverse society and landscape of the nation and are marked by community and family events, reflections on Australian history, official community awards and citizenship ceremonies welcoming new members of the Australian community.

Race and ethnicity. For obvious reasons, Australian aboriginal peoples have, apparently, been folded into Australia Day with great uneasiness. In any case, the model on the right in #1 (in the swimshorts) is certainly not aboriginal. It’s possible he’s intended to be African Australian. From Wikipedia:

African Australians are Australians of African ancestry. Large-scale immigration from Africa to Australia is only a recent phenomenon, with Europe and Asia traditionally being the largest sources of migration to Australia. In 2005–06, permanent settler arrivals to Australia included 4,000 South Africans and 3,800 Sudanese, constituting the sixth and seventh largest sources of migrants, respectively.

African Australians are from diverse racial, cultural, linguistic, religious, educational and employment backgrounds. The majority (72.6%) of African emigrants to Australia are from southern and eastern Africa. The Australian Bureau of Statistics classifies all residents into cultural and ethnic groups according to geographical origin, including the many Afrikaner migrants from Southern Africa in the Sub-Saharan region.

Africans may have come to Australia as skilled migrants, refugees, through family reunion, or as secondary migrants from other countries.

More likely, he’s intended to appeal to 2eros customers in the US or the UK, in which case he’s African American (of sub-Saharan slave descent) or Black British (of African or Caribbean descent).

Gaze and stance. When male models are presented together in photos, specifically in ads (for underwear, for men’s high fashion, for gay porn, whatever), some relationship between them is coded into their facial expressions, gaze, and stance. In #1, swim-slip guy (the white guy) is staring off camera, engaging in his gaze neither his audience nor swimshorts guy (a brown-skinned guy who would conventionally be labeled black); this makes him at least unchallenging, quite possibly submissive. The submissive reading is reinforced by swimshorts guy’s right arm negligently resting on swim-slip guy’s shoulder, claiming rights to his body; and by swimshorts guy’s bold gaze into our eyes, the eyes of the viewers.

So the relationship between the two men is coded as intimate; this is at least mildly transgressive, since they’re an interracial couple. And then the black guy is coded as dominant (t to the white guy’s b), which is more seriously transgressive, since that’s a racial role reversal (but one that a fair number of white gay men find emotionally satisfying — remember that the target audience for these ads is white gay men).

Blue roses. Now some abstract iconography, and some botanical notes. From Wikipedia:


(#2) Blue silk roses (like the ones in the Midnight Rose pattern)

A blue rose is a flower of the genus Rosa (family Rosaceae) that presents blue-to-violet pigmentation instead of the more common red, white, or yellow. Blue roses are often portrayed in literature and art as symbols of love, prosperity, or immortality. However, because of genetic limitations, they do not exist in nature. In 2004, researchers used genetic modification to create roses that contain the blue pigment delphinidin.

… Since blue roses do not exist in nature, as roses lack the specific gene that has the ability to produce a “true blue” color, blue roses are traditionally created by dyeing white roses. [And of course roses of any color can be make from silk.]

In addition, there’s the color blue as a symbol of male homosexuality, as noted in a 11/19/15 posting of mine:

the color blue has been associated with gay men, as in the (now-deceased) gay pornographic magazine Blueboy

Meanwhile, as noted here many times, a rose flower often serves as  a sexcavity symbol — vaginal or anal.

So the blue roses in the Midnight Rose pattern drip with suggestions of mansex. “Blue roses are my place on earth” conveys a man’s desire to lose himself, and find himself, in another man’s body.

“Blue roses are my place on earth”. The line is my parodic take-off on

Blue heaven is my place on earth

which is how I, and a great many other people, recall a central line of Belinda Carlisle’s 1987 hit song (by Rick Nowels & Ellen Shipley). But in fact the central lines are:

Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth

(with ooh, heaven, not blue heaven). Listen to it here:

(#3) The mondegreened blue heaven (no doubt influenced by My Blue Heaven) is pretty much unshakeable for me, even though I know it’s a mishearing

News for Aussie penises on their national day

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Well, not the actual penises, but the packages or pouches containing them, advertising them while technically concealing them. (Plus, butts too.)

All this in an Australia Day image found by one of my lgbt+ Facebook friends (who came across it in a “sports” group):


(#1) Comment from another friend in the lgbt+ group: “Smuggling budgies, I see”

On this blog yesterday in “Blue roses”: 2eros swimwear on sale for Australia Day. Now it turns out that #1 is also an ad for an Australia Day sale on homowear: an aussieBum (Australian men’s underwear and swimwear company) ad from 2004, back before I was collecting such ads for my postings.

The budgie reference. From my 10/6/16 posting “Smuggle me budgie down, sport”, on budgie smuggler:

Australian slang term for men’s tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The ‘lump in the front’ apparently resembles a budgie [the little bird] when it is stuffed down the front of someone’s shorts

A 2004 ad bonus. The image in #1 was paired with another one in aussieBum’s 2004 campaign:


(#2) The aussieBum guys enjoying the intimacy of a circular gang shower

From my 8/4/13 posting “Gang showers”, a bit on one style of gang shower, with shower heads arranged around a central pillar (rather than in a row along a wall).

Otherwise, the two 2004 images are displays of meticulously muscled torsos — thorax plus abdomen plus perineum — on powerful male bodies clothed so as to celebrate crotches and buttocks. Australia! Australia!

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